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I think what really helped was how she reacted: knowing it was an accident and reassuring me that it was just funny and nbd. I would have felt terrible had she felt violated or weird.
Jolene: By the way…Granny is a veritable gold-mine of hilarity. Many years ago, when the world was still in sepia, I lived in a city in the UK called Southampton.
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I desperately felt around for buttons on the inside of the car door to wind the window back down. I agree to these terms.
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View More. Once a week it was my job to go through the s and go into town and deal with the banking.
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I gave the kind Samaritan my workand eventually my boss turned up to free me and my appendage from the offending window. Before exiting the car, it escapes me now exactly what I was doing or why I leaned out of the car window…at which point the window started to close and before I knew it I was trapped, arms flailing, with one of my ample bosoms sticking out of the car window. Pin It on Pinterest. Related Articles More from Author No related articles.
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It was stuck fast. Search in content. However in my frantic button pressing I had locked myself in the car and no amount of subsequent button pressing seemed to reverse what I had unwittingly done. Hello loves.
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Want to get top trending news, recipes, giveaways and the hottest deals delivered straight to your inbox once a week? Next Article November Winners. And we proved that as well as being objects of desire to the menfolk, they could also be a source of hilarious and often embarrassing mishaps, when you commented on this follow up post:. But the good news is that Granny has agreed to make her debut into the blogging world. I loved my job, but it was always nice to get out of the office for an hour and take a jaunt past the shop windows in the busy main street, and getting to drive the bosses bar was always a bonus.
Finally, someone did stop laughing long enough to come to my aid. Search in posts.
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Save my name,and website in this browser for the next time I comment. One warm hot summer day I arrived at my destination… yes, this story is back in the days when the world was in sepia and England had warm summers!
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