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If you've watched any bro-based comedy movie shenanigans we're looking at you, Jackassyou're probably familiar with this scene: guy gets hit in the crotchlets out a long, rasping groan, then folds in upon himself while trying to deal with the pain. You may even have seen this go down in real life and been shocked by how much truth there is to that ball-busting portrayal.

Hit In The Nuts Stories

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Mark Samsel, of Wellsville, pushed him up against a classroom wall on April He has pleaded not guilty. Each of the charges is punishable by up to six months in jail. On Monday, Scott asked the magistrate not to release the affidavit, but the judge released a redacted version. The sheriff's deputy said in the document that he asked the lawmaker why he had put his hands on the boy, and Samsel pointed to the ceiling. Videos shot by students and provided by a parent show Samsel talking about suicide, God and sex in a noisy classroom.

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Please try again. He would practice by shooting styrofoam cups off of this little target wall he set up, and he got really good.

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It was a medium-sized one with a camera. My son and his friends loved it. They loved it, especially the part where he smacks the tetherball around over and over. He was super excited and just ran out to the car, swung open the door, and wham! Like fatherly on Facebook. Whatever it was, it knocked me to the ground. Your child's birthday or due date.

Of course, he wanted to take some overhead pictures, so my wife and I laid down outside and he sent it up above us. By Matt Christensen. So he would kick them out in front when he went forward, and hook them backward when he went back. During the conversation, his son started squirming and kicked me right in the balls without warning. There was a mixture of laughter and gasps from everywhere.

My son opened the car door right into my nuts. That made me smile. They both thought it was hilarious, but I almost threw up.

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I forget where we were going, but it must have been somewhere fun. One day, I decided to jump in — I remember being pretty good at tetherball back in the day. The shaft of the lightsaber sort of hit me across the um, grundle area, so at least it was spread out, but it was still enough to call timeout. Happy ending, though — he stopped swinging and ran over to check on me right away. And he used the force…of a lightsaber right to my groin.

It was probably partly his feet, and partly the seat of the swing, actually.

The first time was nothing, but the second time came out of nowhere and completely ruined me. He was doing a great job until Brownie started squirming, and eventually just bouncing around everywhere. It hurt pretty bad but, to be honest, the laughing my son did made the pain worth it.

Three swings, a slide, a mini jungle gym — the works, really.

It was like releasing a wind up toy. It was one of those giant arrows, too. Something went wrong please at support fatherly.

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The carrier seemed low, I remember thinking that. So, I helped my son set her up in the tub, and then let him to the dirty work. And, to cap it off, the ball spun back around and tagged me in the sack twice. We got into it, and I guess I underestimated how much practice time my son had put in, because he schooled me. It was actually really sweet. He and his brother would have Nerf battles all the time, and I always told them never to aim for the face. Much like sleepless nights and being touched by what always seem to be the stickiest hands all the time why does it seem like kids always just finished a meal at Shoneys?

And, even though it only weighed, like, three pounds, it fell hard. I was pushing my son on the swing one time, and he was starting to get the hang of kicking his legs. Sure enough, he lined one down left and it hit me percent square. Add. Even though I was probably in tears. He cracked up. Even if it was at my expense.

Half from the pain, half from the shock. I know I fell to the ground. This, of course, is not news: Everything about little kids, from their flailing limbs to their flung toys are pretty much crotch level. Please contact support fatherly. He and his wife came over to visit one day, and the baby — a little boy — was strapped to his chest in a baby carrier.

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At one point, I was talking to my friend face-to-face. Girl Boy Other Not Sure. One time she needed a bath. My son was Luke Skywalker.

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So did my wife. I was following him to make sure he got into the car safely, and I paid for it with a Barney-colored bruise. I think his son was about 20 pounds. Combine that with developing motor functions and senses of humor and your nethers are in the hot zone.

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It was like an arcade claw machine — he lost control and the thing just plummeted straight at my nuts. Give us a little more information and we'll give you a lot more relevant content.

So, I built a tetherball pole near the driveway as a surprise. It was a pretty epic duel, right up until he swung for my Dark Side.

I forget how old my son was, but we were at one of his games, and I stepped in to be the third base coach. Like these eleven tales of testicular woe.