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Blow jobs, to me, are the oral equivalent of a quickie. If a true compromise is two people leaving equally unhappy, five minutes is more than enough to leave the receiver wanting slightly more, and the giver to feel proud of a job well done while wishing for slightly less.

Tracy Moore is a staff writer at MEL. Formerly at Jezebel. If the values of D and E exceed the value of S, and the final answer becomes a negative, the blowjob has failed, and its length is the value of S. Therefore, higher values of S gained by enthusiastic practice sessions allow for higher values of both D and E. Most other answers on my Facebook poll, from gay and straight men, were well within the five to seven minutes range.

Respect the hand and mouth of fate guiding this along. To truly solve this ancient riddle, we must first define our terms.

You wanna come, right? Still, men who answer this question online say they want it to last anywhere from two minutes correct to an hour ludicrous.

In my view, the math here is easy. Like pop music, they should be fast, urgent and high-energy.

In other words, it takes two to tango, which means it takes two to get your dick hard enough and worked up enough to come. It allows both people to show some enthusiasm in a genuine way with no loss of honor. But common sense suggests that it should take no longer than the amount of time one would spend preparing a Hot Pocket.

Next comes boredom, then comes annoyance. More Stories from MEL. A blow job should split the difference between how long he wants it and how long the other person wants to give it. Meaning under seven minutes makes solid sense for a beej.

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Though one gay man said that while six minutes was realistic, 15 was preferable. Another sex therapist cited by GlamourDebra Lainoadded that 10 minutes is ideal for sealing the deal, but not 10 minutes of single-minded head bobbing. After all, the last thing you want to offer the person who has knelt down to blow you is the equivalent of an endurance sport. The first woman up to bat knocked it out of the park. More amazingly, a few years ago, a guy on Reddit claimed he had the perfect blow-job formula:.

But to truly solve this ancient riddle, we must first define our terms.